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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 07/17/2018 at 09:00 • Filed to: None

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Their plates are declaring that they are cancer free since 93 but their Mazda is less fortunate.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 07/17/2018 at 09:12

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Mr. Atkinson, please have a seat.

I just reviewed the report from the body shop. As you know, they had to take some very deep samples of the corrosion and it’s their belief that it cannot be repaired. I’ve added you to the panel donor list and, given your age and good health, you should be able to have something within a year, maybe less. I can’t promise it will be a color match, but if you’ll take a look at this pamphlet, you’ll see that many vehicles have gone on to live full lives with mismatched panels. Don’t take my word for it, though — see what the testimonials from Mark III  Harlequin Golf and ‘86 Caprice Donk have to say about it.

Nibby > CalzoneGolem 07/17/2018 at 09:16

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a testament the pinnacle of 90s luxury

nerd_racing > CalzoneGolem 07/17/2018 at 09:18

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Millenia S with the 2.3L Miller Cycle V6.  Such a neat engine and pretty decent luxury vehicle. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often 07/17/2018 at 09:19

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The parking space of Dorian Carr: a coupe lives the life of a bon vivant, going to autocrosses and track days and cruises, while in a secret upstairs garage, a donor withers away in rot, sun damage, and mildew.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 07/17/2018 at 09:32

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Actually not bad for a 25 year old car.

pip bip - choose Corrour > CalzoneGolem 07/17/2018 at 09:38

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isn’t Mazda USA chasing oner of them?

or is it a different year they need?

Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/17/2018 at 09:42

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Wilde story, brah

BigBlock440 > CalzoneGolem 07/17/2018 at 09:51

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Could it mean that the car’s a ‘ 93, and they got it for free?  I’m not well-versed in Mazdas.  Looks like an Arizona car though.

CalzoneGolem > BigBlock440 07/17/2018 at 10:21

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The plates  are a  special order cancer support pkates. That's what leads me to my belief.

CalzoneGolem > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/17/2018 at 10:23

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I don't know what you are talking about.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby 07/17/2018 at 10:38

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But muh ‘93 Crown Majesta.

Nibby > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/17/2018 at 10:40

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muh 93 tempo

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby 07/17/2018 at 10:46

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muh ‘93 Tracer LTS